Thursday, December 31, 2009

Where my moisture at???

I woke up this morning and groggily went into the bathroom to take care of my morning needs. I happened to glance into the mirror over the basin and got very nervous as some old hag was apparently standing in front of me! A very slim old hag as I was pressed up against the sink (or maybe it is just my new bloated belly full of drink and cookies). There was something oddly familiar about the face so I gathered all my bravery and looked again. OH...MY.... GOD...It is me, during the night some alien creature ala dr who took my moisture!!! My face is dry, wrinkly and haglike!! Then it dawned on me. My moisture is here, just re-assigned. My fingers are like little sausages as is my belly (no, my belly is like a medicine ball, solid but capable of movement), and my calves.... My solution....I am going to stand on my head in the hopes that the moisture goes back to whence it came.

Happy freakin new year in deed. Motherf'ers.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

delicious but challenging

so I have been experimenting with pumpkin cookies and have one that I think is a delicious one. It tastes really is the same color as baby poop. Or that one type of baby poop.

Just saying...

zoom zoom zooma zoom

I feel like I am in one of those movies where the main character is suspended in slow mo while the rest of the world whizzes by her/him/it/whatever. Its almost like I'm sitting on a bench with a box of chocolates on my lap (you never know what you're gonna get..) while the hustle and bustle pass me by.

What a weird, but not totally unpleasant feeling. Huh. I just wish I did have the box of chocolates tho....might help make the time more pleasant. zoom.